World's first Financial Fitness Machine (FFM)

Buy Your Story.
List Your Stock on the Stock Workout Exchange.

Convert your stock's ups and downs into narrated, music-synced workouts, games, and experiences that educate investors, energize employees, and amplify your brand story.

Invest in Your Story — $235 setup Prefer to talk first? Schedule a call

List before January 5 to be recognized forever as a Founding Member of the SWE@XCHANGE.

Why list your stock?

Turn volatility into understanding

Every 10%+ move in your stock already tells a story. We convert those rallies and recoveries into clearly narrated chapters that anyone can follow.

Financial fitness for every stakeholder

Investors, employees, partners, and even end-customers can hear and feel your stock's journey through music-backed workouts, games, and on-demand audio stories.

Own the explanation, not just the chart

Markets will always swing. SWE@X helps your leadership own the explanation with AI and SWE-assisted narrations that highlight the real turning points in your story.

Appear where your stakeholders already play

Your listing can show up in FOYO5 picks, PHITBALL lineups, SweatPals-hosted classes, StockTube metaverse spaces, and curated playlists labeled “SWE235 presents: TICKER 2025.”

How it works

  1. 1. Invest in your story

    A $235 setup deposit (via Stripe) starts your listing. After payment, you complete a short intake form and book an onboarding call via Calendly.

  2. 2. We build your Stock Experience Platform

    We map your most recent full calendar year and current year-to-date into OLhlHC segments, generate AI narrations for every 10%+ move, and, for higher Zones, layer in SWE-assisted nuance, executive voices, and curated soundtracks.

  3. 3. Activate across investors & employees

    Your story powers workouts, playlists, FOYO5 & PHITBALL picks, Substack features, and SweatPals-hosted classes, giving you a new channel for financial literacy and brand engagement.

Included in every WATT Zone

OLhlHC story for your stock

One full calendar year of OLhlHC segments plus rolling current-year partials, with AI narration for each 10%+ move in your stock.

SWE@X LISTED badge

A digital badge inspired by exchange-style listings (“SWE@X /// TICKER /// WATTED”) you can display on IR pages, investor decks, and corporate channels.

FOYO5 & PHITBALL demand signals

Notifications when each new set of 23 B2C members includes your ticker in their FOYO5 weekly picks or PHITBALL teams, with future dashboards for popularity and trend tracking.

CUBai printable

A one-page cut-and-fold CUBai PDF with your stock slotted into its market-cap equivalent position, ready for employees, investors, or customers to build at home.

Workout-as-podcast

Your stock's year doubles as an audio story: a chaptered “podcast” with music at the correct energy level for each move, so stakeholders can literally work out to your story.

Employee & customer activation

Your stock can be used in SweatPals-hosted classes, remote SWE@XCHANGE sessions, and city-by-city events with decks, cubes, PHITBALL, and other physical touchpoints.

As a listed company, you may promote your SWE listing, playlists, OLhlHC visuals, and narration assets across your own digital channels (site, IR page, LinkedIn, internal newsletters, wellness portals, and more).

WATT Zones — listing tiers

One Stock Experience Platform. Five WATT Zones. Choose the intensity that fits your market cap, investor base, and storytelling ambition.

Zone 1
$2,350/year

Core listing

  • Full calendar year OLhlHC + current-year partials
  • AI narration for all 10%+ moves
  • SWE@X LISTED badge
  • One “best-efforts” featured workout per year
  • First 5 employees: buy a deck, get 12 months SWE free
Zone 2
$10,000/year

Enhanced story

  • Everything in Zone 1
  • AI + SWE-assisted narrations
  • Core BPM-matched playlist
    SWE235 presents: TICKER 2025
  • Executive voice + 1 outside narrator
  • First 50 employees: buy a deck, get 12 months SWE free
Zone 3
$23,500/year

Recommended — Founding Member eligible

  • Everything in Zone 2
  • Multi-year OLhlHC library starting with 2024
  • Up to 5 company-selected songs (BPM-matched)
  • 2 guaranteed featured workouts per year + Substack story
  • Custom deck & CUBai pack (50 units; your card in your market-cap slot)
  • First 100 employees: buy a deck, get 12 months SWE free
  • Recognized as a Founding Member if listed before January 5
Zone 4
$50,000/year

Institutional

  • Everything in Zone 3
  • 4 guaranteed featured workouts per year
  • Weekly proactive updates from the SWE team
  • Custom deck & CUBai pack (100 units)
  • Ability to block outsider narrations except those you approve
  • Name one < $1B public company for an optional free listing alongside you
Zone 5
$80,000/year

Strategic / Partner

  • Everything in Zone 4
  • OLHC history back to 2000 for deep-time stories
  • Enhanced soundtrack licensing and distribution support
  • Priority daily/weekly rotations in SWE experiences
  • Tier for stock exchanges, major gyms, energy brands, and strategic partners
  • Name one < $1B public company for an optional free listing alongside you
  • One on-site Stock WATT Experience day (60-minute financial fitness session on 10% stories at an event of your choosing)
  • Access to investor pitch deck (password: SWEat235)

See StockTube in action

Want to experience a live metaverse-style view of stock workouts? Open the StockTube space in a separate tab and explore.

Open StockTube experience

Next step: invest in your story

1. Pay the $235 setup deposit

This reserves your place in the SWE@XCHANGE pipeline and unlocks intake, onboarding, and OLhlHC buildout.

Pay $235 setup via Stripe

2. Or schedule a call first

Want to walk through the Stock Experience Platform live with Andy? Use Calendly to book time. We recommend a standing weekly overview on Thursdays at 10am CT.

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